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    Adult Content And some of the more adult ones....

    Man says to wife 'I had a wet dream about you last night, I dreamt you got run over by a bus and I p|ssed myself laughing'.

    A woman asked her hubby if he knew how she could make her bust bigger. He said 'try rubbing toilet paper between your tits, it's worked for your ass'.

    My uncle just got struck off the medical register for having sex with his patients, it's a real shame cause he's a really good vet.

    Woman walks past a pet shop with a sign reading 'For sale clitor|s licking frog' She goes in and the shopkeeper say's 'Bonjour madame'.

    Yesterday I read an article about the dangers of drinking too much, it scared the s**t out of me. So today I decided I'm never reading again.

    Little girl gets lost in Tesco's, security guard asks her 'what's your mum like?' Little girl replies 'Big ****s and vodka'.

    A couple in a cafe in Llangollen asks 'Can you settle an argument for us and pronounce where we are, VERY slowly?' The waitress leaned over and said ........ 'Burrr gurrr king'.

    Boss has to lay off Ann or Jack. Ann walks into the office, boss say's 'I have a problem, I have to lay you or Jack off.....'You better jack off, I've got a headache'.

    Paul McCartney poem-: We lay upon the grassy bank, my hands were all a quiver, I slowly undid her suspender belt and her leg fell in the river.

    Sorry I haven't been in touch, a friend was rushed to hospital to have a dangerous mole removed from his penis...... he won't be shagging one of those again!

    It's important to keep fit as you get older, my granny started walking 5 kilometres a day when she was 60. Today she's 97 and we don't know where the hell she is!

    Tampax have replaced the string on their tampons with a piece of tinsel.... They say it's only for the Christmas period.

    A woman goes to her doctor with a bit of lettuce hanging out of her fanny.
    Doc say's 'that looks nasty'. She say's 'Nasty?, it's just the tip of the iceberg!

    Two newly weds turn up at a hotel and ask for the honeymoon suite, the
    receptionist asks 'do you have reservations?' The bride answers 'Yes, I
    won't take it up the ass'!

    Honestly, thats the last of um for today
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    PMSL at the McCartney - I can't stand that plum gobbed git

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    I know the feeling
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    Tampax have replaced the string on their tampons with a piece of tinsel.... They say it's only for the Christmas period.

    I have a sense of humour but that it just wrong! LOL


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