> An Irishman goes to the Doctor with botty problems....
> "Dactor, it's me ahrse. I'd loik ya ta teyhk a look, if ya woot".
> So the doctor gets him to drop his pants and takes a look.
> "Incredible" he says, "there is a £20 note lodged up here."
> Tentatively he eases the twenty out of the man's bottom, and then a
> £10 pound note appears.
> "This is amazing!" exclaims the Doctor.What do you want
> me to do?"
> "Well fur gadness sake teyhk it out, man!" shrieks the patient.
> The doctor pulls out the tenner and another twenty appears, and
> another and another and another, etc....
> Finally the last note comes out and no more appear.
> "Ah Dactor, tank ya koindly, dat's moch batt er. Just out of
> How moch was in dare den?"
> The Doctor counts the pile of cash.
> "£1,990 exactly."
> "Ah, dat'd be roit,says the Irishman
> (Wait for it...........scroll down.)
> I knew I wasn't feeling two grand.."