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    Talking A joke for you!

    > An Irishman goes to the Doctor with botty problems....
    > "Dactor, it's me ahrse. I'd loik ya ta teyhk a look, if ya woot".
    > So the doctor gets him to drop his pants and takes a look.
    > "Incredible" he says, "there is a £20 note lodged up here."
    > Tentatively he eases the twenty out of the man's bottom, and then a
    > £10 pound note appears.
    > "This is amazing!" exclaims the Doctor.What do you want
    > me to do?"
    > "Well fur gadness sake teyhk it out, man!" shrieks the patient.
    > The doctor pulls out the tenner and another twenty appears, and
    > another and another and another, etc....
    > Finally the last note comes out and no more appear.
    > "Ah Dactor, tank ya koindly, dat's moch batt er. Just out of
    >interest,
    > How moch was in dare den?"
    > The Doctor counts the pile of cash.
    > "£1,990 exactly."
    > "Ah, dat'd be roit,says the Irishman
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    > (Wait for it...........scroll down.)




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    > I knew I wasn't feeling two grand.."
    tartan toerag

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    *tut* *tut* *tut* ***shakes her head***


    Addicts dont do cocaine...They merely just like the smell of it

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    Very good, got the punchline the second i read "£1900"
    "A condition in which all acting influences are canceled by others, resulting in a stable, balanced, or unchanging system....."

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    It says £1990

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