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    thie things dogs hate bout humans

    Ten Peeves that Dogs Have About Humans
    1. Blaming your farts on me... not funny... not funny at all !!!

    2. Yelling at me for barking.. I'M A FRIGGIN' DOG, YOU IDIOT!

    3. Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out. Exactly
    whose walk is this anyway?

    4. Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose... stop it!

    5. Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. Now you know why we chew
    your stuff up when you're not home.

    6. The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw. You fooled a dog! Whoooo
    Hoooooooo what a proud moment for the top of the food chain.

    7. Taking me to the vet for "the big snip", then acting surprised when I

    freak out every time we go back!

    8. Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests. Sorry, but I

    haven't quite mastered that handshake thing yet.

    9.Dog sweaters. Hello ???, Haven't you noticed the fur?
    10. How you act disgusted when I lick myself. Look, we both know the
    truth, you're just jealous.

    Now lay off me on some of these thing's, We both know who's boss here!!!

    You don't see me picking up your poop do you ???

    EVERY DOG HAS HIS DAY.
    A DOG ALWAYS OFFERS UNCONDITIONAL LOVE.
    CATS HAVE TO THINK ABOUT IT

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    Made me smile that. I have a dog.

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    my misus' dog used to eat cat poo!
    I'm after another Coupe Turbo

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    Quote Originally Posted by Clemo SXi
    my misus' dog used to eat cat poo!
    my mums staffy still does, not good when my she has two cats


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    think about it, they then jump up and lick your face............
    1 thing humans hate about dogs!
    I'm after another Coupe Turbo

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    Quote Originally Posted by GTE_LET
    my mums staffy still does, not good when my she has two cats
    i have a staff and 3 cats..and im glad Lola doesnt eat their poo....the vet says that if a dog eats their own poo or any in that fact its because they need some fibre...apparently... i dunno im not a vet

    but as for the list ,,.it made me chuckle..its soooo true
    Addicts dont do cocaine...They merely just like the smell of it

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