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    Ever wondered why?

    Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?

    Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?

    Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?

    Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?

    Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?

    Why is it that to stop Windows 98, you have to click on "Start"?

    Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?

    Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

    Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

    Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

    When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?

    Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

    Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

    You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!

    Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

    Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

    If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

    If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
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    Are u bored? lol
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    lol i can actually put my mascara on with my mouth shut lol


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    Ever wondered why... Turbo Scott is up so late of a night? Certain websites me thinks

    Haha Vauxy you should get an award for that. Not only can you put mascara on without takin you eye out but with a shut mouth too
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    Have you ever wondered why something delivered on a ship is called CARgo and something delivered via car is called SHIPment?
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    Haha. I honestly can say... No i havnt but well spotted
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    Quote Originally Posted by Vauxylady
    lol i can actually put my mascara on with my mouth shut lol
    so can i lol

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    Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
    dunno
    Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?
    dunno
    Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
    cos they aint real
    Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
    dunno
    Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
    from olden times as doctors used to practise procedures
    Why is it that to stop Windows 98, you have to click on "Start"?
    cos its microsoft
    Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
    dunno
    Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
    dunno
    Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
    cos there is a ush of poeple all using the roads
    Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
    dunno
    When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?
    dogs
    Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
    dunno
    Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
    cos they are able to reverse the process at the last min
    You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!
    cos the plane would be to heavy to take off
    Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
    cos the wool has not been prosessed
    Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
    dunno
    If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
    ????
    If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
    dunno





    well thats what i know

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vauxylady
    lol i can actually put my mascara on with my mouth shut lol
    Me too!!!!!!!!!
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    so can squaniellea too aka Dani
    put my mascara on with my mouth shut that is
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