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    And another

    A monkey is sitting in a tree smoking a joint when a lizard walks past
    and looks up and says to the monkey "Hey! what are you doing?" The
    monkey says "Smoking a joint, come up and have some."

    So the lizard climbs up and sits next to the monkey and they have a few
    joints. After a while the lizard says his mouth is 'dry' and is going to
    get a drink from the river.

    The lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over and falls into the
    river. A crocodile sees this and swims over to the lizard and helps him
    to the side, then asks the lizard, "Whats the matter with you?"

    The lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting smoking a joint
    with the monkey in the tree, got too stoned and then fell into the river
    while proposing to go for a drink.

    The crocodile says he has to check this out and walks into the jungle,
    finds the tree were the monkey is sitting, finishing a joint, and he
    looks up and says "Hey you!"

    The Monkey looks down and says "Faaaaaaark dude.......how much water did
    you drink?!!"
    The bitterness of poor quality is remembered long after the sweetness of low price is forgotten.

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    FPMSL (x2) .
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    lol, good one
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    lovely made me chuckle!
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    pmsl thats a good yin

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    haha that was good

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