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Thread: Vauxhall's VXR Accessory

  
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    Fastest, Most Powerful & Only Mag Featured Astra In The AOC Cumbrian Region

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    Check the date of the article

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    lmao its ok im very aware of that

    but shhhhhhhhhh
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ffoeg
    Check the date of the article

    poisson d'avril
    And read this within the body of the text.........

    .....The device, which is available to order at Vauxhall retailers from 1 April, has been named the Accelerator Pedal Retarding Intervention Lump.

    Arden Blue VXR / itg / Full Remus / 259bhp & 262lb ft

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    Didn't even need to read that far to sus it

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    Saw it on VxSCC pi$$ing myself laughing.

    Quality!

    Just thought it was too late to past a link up here!

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    Vauxhall engineers discovered that the 0-60mph time of an Astra VXR fitted with the device increased from the normal 6.2 seconds to a far more stately 14.06 seconds, while the top speed was reduced from 152mph to just 104mph.
    Brilliant
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    Haha

    I Want One, Anyone Know How Much?
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    do they do one that makes a hole in the floor so you can push it down further? For more bhp?
    From the Southeast? Find your next meet here


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    That was very well done, bet it caught many people out

    Shame theres always too many clever people around eagar to spoil the joke...
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