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    Adult Content 30 Things porn has told us

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    1. Women wear high heels to bed.

    2. Men are never impotent.

    3. When going down on a woman 10 seconds is more than satisfactory.

    4. If a woman gets busted masturbating by a strange man, she will not scream with embarrassment, but rather insist he have sex with her.

    5. Women smile appreciatively when men splat them in the face with sperm.

    6. Women enjoy having sex with ugly, middle-aged men.

    7. Women moan uncontrollably when giving a blowjob.

    8. Women always orgasm when men do.

    9. A blowjob will always get a women off a speeding ticket.

    10. All women are noisy s*ags.

    11. People in the 70's couldn't ***** unless there was a wild guitar solo in the background.

    12. Those tits are real.

    13. A common and enjoyable sexual practice for a man is to take his half-erect thingy and slap it repeatedly on a woman's butt.

    14. Men always groan "OH YEAH!" when they ***.

    15. If there is two of them they "high five" each other.(and the girl isn't disgusted!).

    16. Double penetration makes women smile.

    17. Asian men don't exist.

    18. If you come across a guy and his girlfriend having sex in the bushes,the boyfriend won't bash seven shades of s*it out of you if you shove your d*ck in his girlfriend's mouth.

    19. There's a plot !! - REALLY ??????????

    20. When taking a woman from behind, a man can really excite a woman by giving her a gentle slap on the butt.

    21. Nurses suck patients c*cks.

    22. Men always pull out.

    23. When your girlfriend busts you getting head from her best friend, she'll only be momentarily pissed off before ******** the both of you.

    24. Women never have headaches... or periods.

    25. When a woman is sucking a man's d*ck, it's important for him to remind her to "suck it".

    26. not a very nice persons are clean.

    27. A man ejaculating on a womans butt is a satisfying result for all parties concerned.

    28. Women always look pleasantly surprised when they open a man's trousers and find a d*ck there.

    29. Men don't have to beg.

    30. When standing during a blowjob, a man will always place one hand firmly on the back of the kneeling woman's head and the other proudly on his hip.
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    Just use your brain and stick an icon on it

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    i've obviously not got your superior intellect.
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    All true i have heard this before it may have been in a movie somebody else had watched
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    most of them are true ;p
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    Ive got to agree with num 20 .....
    does it for me

    Addicts dont do cocaine...They merely just like the smell of it

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dani
    Ive got to agree with num 20 .....
    does it for me
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    what!

    have i been too honest

    well i dont care...brett slaps my ass and i love it
    Addicts dont do cocaine...They merely just like the smell of it

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    Quote Originally Posted by PENDO
    i've obviously not got your superior intellect.
    Qwalitee!

    Porno list is wicked too, i may be forwarding that on!
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