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    Best Simple Pranks known to Mankind!! You choose!!

    If you know any pranks that are easy to do.... cheap.... and harmless (or not )..... then reply to this post!!

    Il get the ball rolling.......

    1) Cling film over a toilet!

    2) Letting go of a moth in the cinema so that it goes to the projector and makes a MASSIVE silhouette of a moth on the screen!!!

    Now you carry on! lol

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    when your victim is sleeping cut off his leg, so that when he stands up he will fall over! Pricless!
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    A reall good one is, if your ever at a party with a smoke machine, wait untill someone drinks themself asleep, then tie their shoe laces, fill the room with smoke (hit record on the video camera) and shout FIIIIIIIIIIRE!!!! watch them run like a bitch
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    I've seen this one done and have done it myself quite a few times and it's a cracker.

    Go to the shops and buy a Soreen Malt loaf or any cheap malt loaf.
    Unwrap the malt loaf and crush it between your fingers, really knead it like bread dough. Keep folding the loaf until it's pliable.

    Now roll it out like a cigar, taper both ends.

    You now have the best imitation turd you are ever going to see. If you use 2 malt loafs combined you can make a turd over 12" long. Place in toilet with one end in the water and the other coming up the bowl and if possible hanging over the edge.

    Leave in position.

    Retreat and wait for the response from the first person who finds it.

    We've left them in toolboxes so mechanics think someones taken a crap in their box we've placed ENORMOUS ones on the living room carpets of friends houses and blamed the dog, I even had a mate who tucked one in his pants and allowed it to drop out of his trousers leg in the middle of a packed shopping centre.

    If you wet the turd slightly it looks just made or get creative and roll some nuts up with it.

    I kid you not, this is the best looking turd imitation you will ever see.

    A malt loaf costs about 50p at most IIRC

    I'm sure you creative lot can think of even more uses for them.
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    PMSL - there are some good ones there!!
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    sick man givin ya turd large.

    at some party some dude falls asleep drunk just put da d lock round there necks man proper funny

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    A couple of years ago me and my brother threw a toffee crisp in the pool at centre parks - soo many disgusted faces!

    They were even more disgusted when I jumpted in and took a big bite out of it!

    We also filled our pockets with shower gel and jumped in the jacuzzi! There was about two feet of bubbles! Classic!
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    wow they must have thought you were bill murray
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    Say your going to make a cuppa and offer someone else one.

    Then go in the kitchen and get the two crappiest cups you can find.

    Boil the water but leave it in the kettle. NOTHING SHOULD BE IN THE CUP. After a few minutes carry both empty cups into the living room [or other applicable room] at a stready pace so you dont spill whats in the cup [they dont know nothings in it] Just as you go to hand it them, betend to trip over and throw the cup at them.

    My mate done this to another mate while we were playing poker. Should have seen him scream.
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    Quote Originally Posted by TFU
    when your victim is sleeping cut off his leg, so that when he stands up he will fall over! Pricless!
    I think i just popped a blood vessal! it's the unatainable ones that are the funniest! I jsut know you were saying that with the most sarcastic voice ever.

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