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    Couples in bed (Joke)

    Husband and wife in bed, when the wife suddenly farted “1-0” she said,
    Husband obviously not happy about this lets 1 rip “1-1” he replied,
    Wife lets another 1 go “2-1 to me” she replied to her husband,
    Husband lies there and drops another stinking fart “2-2”
    Wife shouts for a penalty “3-2”
    Husband still not happy at getting beat tries to force 1 out and shits all over his side of the bed,
    Wife says “what the f**k was that?”
    Husband “that’s half time, swap sides”

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    nice 1 fella

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    pmsl good one


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    love it! made me giggle
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