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    Advise for younf girlfriends.

    Q: How do I know if I'm ready for sex?
    A: Ask your boyfriend. He'll know when the time is
    right. When it comes to love and sex, men are much
    more responsible, since they're not as emotionally
    confused as women. It's a proven fact.

    Q: Should I have sex on the first date?
    A: YES. Before if possible.

    Q: What exactly happens during the act of sex?
    A: Again, this is entirely up to the man. The
    important thing to remember is that you must do
    whatever he tells you without question. Sometimes,
    however, he may ask you to do certain things that may
    at first seem strange to you. Do them anyway.

    Q: How long should the sex act last?
    A: This is a natural & normal part of nature, so don't
    feel ashamed or embarrassed. After you've finished
    making love, he'll have a natural desire to leave you
    suddenly, & go out with his friends to play golf. Or
    perhaps another activity, such as going out with his
    friends to the bar for the purpose of consuming large
    amounts of alcohol & sharing a few personal thoughts
    with his buddies. Don't feel left out -- while he's
    gone you can busy yourself by doing laundry, cleaning
    the apartment, or perhaps even going out to buy him an
    expensive gift. He'll come back when he's ready.

    Q: What is "afterplay"?
    A: After a man has finished making love, he needs to
    replenish his manly energy. "Afterplay" is simply a
    list of important activities for you to do after
    lovemaking. This includes lighting his cigarette,
    making him a sandwich or pizza, bringing him a few
    beers, or leaving him alone to sleep while you go out
    and buy him an expensive gift.

    Q: Does the size of the thingy matter?
    A: Yes. Although many women believe that quality, not
    quantity, is important, studies show this is simply
    not true. The average erect male thingy measures about
    three inches. Anything longer than that is extremely
    rare and if by some chance your lover's sexual organ
    is 4 inches or over, you should go down on your knees
    and thank your lucky stars and do everything possible
    to please him, such as doing his laundry, cleaning his
    apartment and/or buying him an expensive gift.

    Q: What about the female orgasm?
    A: What about it? There's no such thing. It's a myth.
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    ha ha ha i like it
    "Why Can i not get this Dam Thing to Work aaaggg !"

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    lol very true except for this bit:

    Quote Originally Posted by PENDO
    Q: What about the female orgasm?
    A: What about it? There's no such thing. It's a myth.
    I dont need to comment on it though lol.
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    pmsl men you gotta love em lol


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    ive got one for you love

    dear deardrie,

    my boyfreind asked me to swallow last night,i was concerned but did it anyway..i wretched and gagged for a while and i swallowed the wrong way could i become pregnant?

    from anon
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    VERY funny and very true
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    lol top class

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