Hacking his way through dense jungle, an explorer comes across a pygmy standing over a dead elephant.
‘Did you kill this?’ asked the explorer.
‘Yes,’ replied the tiny man.
‘That’s amazing! I’ve never seen such a thing. What did you use?’
‘A club,’ shrugged the pygmy.
‘It must have been a bloody big club!’
‘Indeed it was,’ said the pygmy. ‘There must have been about 300 of us.’