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    My Homosexual Bedroom....

    As some of us have discussed, my bedroom isn't exactly 'manly' and I think it's time that I did something about it as (along with the yellow car)it's giving off all the wrong signals.

    I moved in at the beginning of October last year and I've allowed the problem to go untreated now for far too long. I've begun developing funny habbits like calling hair gel 'product', waving my hands a lot when I talk and continuing to drink malibu and coke etc. Drastic action is needed.

    Here's how it looks now (sorry about the pictures on the floor, there were in my hall until I got some nice ones at xmas):



    The lighter wall is in fact regular magnolia but looks pink due to the brightness of the other walls and the crappy pink lampshade, the wall on the right is made up mainly of wardrobe (same style as the pictured chest of drawers).

    Also worth noting that it's a converted Victorian building so the window is of the large sash variety and the ceilings are high and painted white (not artexed)

    So, any suggestions?
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    Verde Green

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    I use 'products' in fact I use a lot of money's worth of products on a daily basis i have crap skin and I call all my facial cremes and lotions 'product' and im as straight as a die!

    I say be who you are, doesnt matter if you come off gay, as long as you know your not thats fine.

    However as long as your room aint pink your fine

    Oh and as long as you dont fantasize about being a marmite motor way maintenace man on bournville boulevard then your alright

    Ya mad uphill gardner that you are
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    Only a new thread and already some excellent replies....

    Quote Originally Posted by Sten
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    Like your thinking there big man.

    Quote Originally Posted by TFU
    I use 'products' in fact I use a lot of money's worth of products on a daily basis i have crap skin and I call all my facial cremes and lotions 'product' and im as straight as a die!
    You see, I always thought it was ok to call it 'product' too but I said it to a (female) hairdresser friend of mine the other day and she thought it was hilarious! Men just shouldn't say 'product' apparently... although saying that, I think she was impressed that I was using the correct terminology.

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    Oh and as long as you dont fantasize about being a marmite motor way maintenace man on bournville boulevard then your alright
    Worryingly, I am in the highway maintainence profession.
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    Lol, well I had heard it was pink.....but this is beyond expectations....where you hiding the barbie collection?

    How about a blue and beige...alternate walls....room.


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    I'd go beiges, creams and chocolates like my bedroom


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    speechless.. how do you sleep at nite! :P

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    Quote Originally Posted by GSILady
    I'd go beiges, creams and chocolates like my bedroom
    I'm thinking that too my dear. Keep the lighter walls in a cream kinda colour and the walls that are currently pink in a coffee type shade?

    Quote Originally Posted by dip
    speechless.. how do you sleep at nite! :P
    I dont. It's sooo bright it makes a humming noise.
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    BLUE!!!

    I like blue .. blue bedroom, blue car ... blue movies
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    I think its just your time spent with SimonP taking its toll, there are self help books you can get which may help.

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