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    Cool Public Service Announcement - (for girls)

    Following on from yesterdays humour.

    Girls...Please read the following, it could help in understanding your man.

    You're in a shoe shop, second in the queue for the till.
    Behind the shop assistant on the till is a pair of shoes
    which you have seen and which you must have.

    The female shopper in front of you has seen them also and is
    eyeing them with desire.

    Both of you have forgotten your purses.

    It would be totally rude to push in front of the first woman
    if you had no money to pay for the shoes.

    The shop assistant remains at the till waiting.

    Your friend is trying on another pair of shoes at the back
    of the shop and sees your dilemma.

    She prepares to throw her purse to you.

    If she does so, you can catch the purse, then walk round the
    other shopper and buy the shoes.

    At a pinch she could throw the purse ahead of the other
    shopper and, *whilst it is in flight* you could nip around
    the other shopper, catch the purse and buy the shoes.

    Always remembering that until the purse had *actually been
    thrown* it would be plain wrong to be forward of the other
    shopper.

    Got it?
    Good

    Congratulations - You have just learnt the offside rule!


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    Thanks, explains it to me too then!
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    Thanks for that Keif, as Sten stated it will explain it a lot to men as well


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    Excellent !

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    Haha tats a good one.

    Now you just have to explain why footballers carry purses around with them
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    Thanks Keif, I think
    Quote Originally Posted by Shane_SRi
    lol, you're pure quality Lisa

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    I don't get it

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    pmsl i already knew that though i had 2 brothers lol


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    Very good heh heh.... but...

    Whats football? Ah thats where a bunch of panseys run round a field together kicking balls and pretending to be hurt after which they all get in a big bath together... Not really my sport.. lol

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