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    scottish vs southerners

    Low temperatures and the hardy Scots/soft Southerners


    theory..............


    50F degrees


    People in southern England turn on the central heating


    People in Edinburgh plant out bedding plants


    40F degrees


    Southerners shiver uncontrollably


    Glaswegians sunbathe on the beach at Largs


    35F degrees


    Cars in the south of England refuse to start


    People in Falkirk drive with their windows down


    20F degrees


    Southerners wear overcoats, gloves and woolly hats


    Aberdonian men throw on a T-shirt & girls start wearing


    mini-skirts


    15F degrees


    Southerners begin to evacuate to the continent


    People from Dundee swim in the North Sea at Broughty Ferry


    Zero degrees


    Life in the south grinds to a halt


    Inverness folk have the last BBQ before it gets cold


    Minus 10F degrees


    Life in the south ceases to exist


    People in Dunfermline throw on a light jacket


    Minus 80F degrees


    Polar bears wonder if it's worth carrying on


    Boy Scouts in Oban start wearing their long trousers


    Minus 100F degrees


    Santa Claus abandons North Pole


    People in Stirling put on their 'long johns'


    Minus 173F degrees


    Alcohol freezes


    Glaswegians get upset because all the pubs are shut


    Minus 297F degrees


    Microbial life starts to disappear


    The cows in Dumfriesshire complain about farmers with cold hands


    Minus 460F degrees


    All atomic motion stops


    Shetlanders stamp their feet and blow on their hands


    Minus 500F degrees


    Hell freezes over


    england win the world cup again !

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    What about us fromn the North of England
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    Quote Originally Posted by Skót
    What about us fromn the North of England
    i agree
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    very good mate

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    It should read...

    minus 500f degrees

    hell freezes over.

    england win the world cup.

    scotland qualify!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by 73anth
    It should read...

    minus 500f degrees

    hell freezes over.

    england win the world cup.

    scotland qualify!!!
    I would have to agree with that.... (although I am Scottish...)

    Good one though. And seems very true!

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    Quality

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    He's a big **** with an attitude

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    Minus 460F degrees
    All atomic motion stops
    Shetlanders stamp their feet and blow on their hands

    Aye us shetlanders are a hard bunch!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by SAPK
    Minus 460F degrees
    All atomic motion stops
    Shetlanders stamp their feet and blow on their hands

    Aye us shetlanders are a hard bunch!!!!
    But you don't count yourselves as Scottish IIRC? Not a gripe, just a question.

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