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    Smile The Chicken and the Donkey

    The Chicken and the Donkey

    On the farm lived a chicken and a donkey, both of whom loved to play

    together. One day, the two were playing when the donkey fell into a Bog

    and began to sink.



    Scared for his life, the donkey 'hee hawed' for the chicken to go get

    the farmer for help! Off the chicken ran, back to the farm.



    Arriving at the farm, he searched and searched for the farmer, but to no

    avail, For he had gone to town with the only tractor. Running around,

    the chicken spied the farmer's new Z-4 series BMW. Finding the



    keys inside, the chicken sped off with a length of rope, hoping he still

    had time to save his friend's life.



    Back at the bog, the donkey was surprised, but happy, to see the chicken

    arrive in the shiny BMW, and he managed to get a hold of the loop of

    rope the chicken tossed to him.



    After tying the other end to the rear bumper of the farmer's car, the

    chicken then drove slowly forward and, with the aid of the powerful car,

    rescued the donkey!



    Happy and proud, the chicken drove the BMW back to the farmhouse, and

    the farmer was none the wiser when he returned.



    The friendship between the two animals was cemented: best buddies, best

    pals A few weeks later, the chicken fell into a mud pit, and soon, he

    too, began to sink and cried out to the donkey to save his life!



    The donkey thought a moment, walked over, and straddled the large

    puddle.



    Looking underneath, he told the chicken to grab his "thing" and he would

    then lift him out of the pit. The chicken got a good grip, and the

    donkey pulled him up and out, saving his life.



    The moral of the story?

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    When you're hung like a donkey, you don't need a BMW to pick up chicks


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    pmsl good one


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    lol good one!!!!
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