The Chicken and the Donkey
On the farm lived a chicken and a donkey, both of whom loved to play
together. One day, the two were playing when the donkey fell into a Bog
and began to sink.
Scared for his life, the donkey 'hee hawed' for the chicken to go get
the farmer for help! Off the chicken ran, back to the farm.
Arriving at the farm, he searched and searched for the farmer, but to no
avail, For he had gone to town with the only tractor. Running around,
the chicken spied the farmer's new Z-4 series BMW. Finding the
keys inside, the chicken sped off with a length of rope, hoping he still
had time to save his friend's life.
Back at the bog, the donkey was surprised, but happy, to see the chicken
arrive in the shiny BMW, and he managed to get a hold of the loop of
rope the chicken tossed to him.
After tying the other end to the rear bumper of the farmer's car, the
chicken then drove slowly forward and, with the aid of the powerful car,
rescued the donkey!
Happy and proud, the chicken drove the BMW back to the farmhouse, and
the farmer was none the wiser when he returned.
The friendship between the two animals was cemented: best buddies, best
pals A few weeks later, the chicken fell into a mud pit, and soon, he
too, began to sink and cried out to the donkey to save his life!
The donkey thought a moment, walked over, and straddled the large
Looking underneath, he told the chicken to grab his "thing" and he would
then lift him out of the pit. The chicken got a good grip, and the
donkey pulled him up and out, saving his life.
The moral of the story?
When you're hung like a donkey, you don't need a BMW to pick up chicks