Right then, here it is. KitKats. Truely the chocolate & wafer based snack of the gods. There are many different types of KitKat, all of which have different powers and I'm sure that you can tell a lot about a person by the type of KitKat which they eat. (personally, I don't know enough about KitKat Science to offer such an opinion but others may wish to enlighten us).
Anyway, myself and a friend (who I will leave un-named at this stage in case he wished to protect his identity) are hoping to be entertaining a couple of ladies in the coming weeks and we are all too aware of the need to stock up on KitKats. What sort of man are you if you cannot provide a lady with the KitKat she desires?
This talk of KitKats and the different forms which they take has caused me to begin a poll to find out what people preffer. So here it is:
And don't forget kids, if a girl wants all four fingers on a first date, she's a slag!