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    KitKats.....

    Right then, here it is. KitKats. Truely the chocolate & wafer based snack of the gods. There are many different types of KitKat, all of which have different powers and I'm sure that you can tell a lot about a person by the type of KitKat which they eat. (personally, I don't know enough about KitKat Science to offer such an opinion but others may wish to enlighten us).

    Anyway, myself and a friend (who I will leave un-named at this stage in case he wished to protect his identity) are hoping to be entertaining a couple of ladies in the coming weeks and we are all too aware of the need to stock up on KitKats. What sort of man are you if you cannot provide a lady with the KitKat she desires?

    This talk of KitKats and the different forms which they take has caused me to begin a poll to find out what people preffer. So here it is:

    Regular:


    Chunky:


    Orange:


    Mint:


    White:


    Dark:


    And don't forget kids, if a girl wants all four fingers on a first date, she's a slag!
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    Chunky all the way baby!
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    Arrrghh i can only vote for one.

    White Chocolate is my favorite (by a LONG way) but hardly ever see them.

    So it's Chunky for me!

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    Yeb, chunky
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    Quote Originally Posted by Keif
    Arrrghh i can only vote for one.

    White Chocolate is my favorite (by a LONG way) but hardly ever see them.

    So it's Chunky for me!
    It's like the Highlander I'm affraid mate.... "In the end there can be only one"

    BTW. I've got a drawer full of white ones... KitKt party at mine in a few weeks (see sig)
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    Where kit kats are concerned it's wise to build up gradually, starting off with two fingers, and then four, before finally progressing to the ultimate pleasure of the chunky.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sjflat
    Anyway, myself and a friend (who I will leave un-named at this stage in case he wished to protect his identity) are hoping to be entertaining a couple of ladies in the coming weeks and we are all too aware of the need to stock up on KitKats. What sort of man are you if you cannot provide a lady with the KitKat she desires?

    And don't forget kids, if a girl wants all four fingers on a first date, she's a slag!
    They are five finger kikats!!! that means if she has all five she is a different type of slag altogether
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    Blokes opinions are important but I think we'll also need the opinion of the ladies on here.

    Glad you got the whole collection sorted, after the let down the other night. Who coulda seen that coming!?
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    orange 4 me!
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    Quote Originally Posted by sjflat
    KitKt party at mine in a few weeks
    [struggling]Must resist lesbian innuendo[/struggling]

    How many fingers?

    [Nope, failed ]

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