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    Indian Curry Rhapsody

    Naan, just killed a man
    poppadom against his head
    Had lime pickle now he's dead.
    Naan, dinner's just begun
    But now I'm gonna throw it all away.
    Naan, ooh, ooh Didn't mean to make you cry If I'm not back from the loo by this time tomorrow Curry on, curry on Cause nothing really Madras.
    Too late, my dinner's gone
    Sends shivers down my spine
    Bottom aching all the time
    Goodbye onion bhaji, I've got to go
    Gotta leave you all behind and use the loo.
    Naan, ooh, ooh
    This dopiaza is so mild
    I sometimes wish we'd never come here at all.

    I see a little chicken tikka on the side Rogan Josh, Rogan Josh, pass the chutney made of mango Vindaloo does nicely Very very spicy Meat!
    Byriani (Byriani)
    Byriani (Byriani)
    Byriani and a naan
    (A vindaloo loo loo loo)
    I've eaten balti, somebody help me
    He's eaten balti, get him to the lavatory Stand you well back 'Case the loo is quarantined...
    Here it comes
    There it goes
    Technicolor yawn
    I chunder
    No!
    It's coming up again
    (There he goes)
    I chunder, it's coming back again
    (There he goes)
    Coming back again
    (up again)
    Here it comes again.
    (No no no no no no NO)
    On my knees, I'm on my knees
    On his knees, Oh, there he goes
    This vindaloo
    Is about to wreck my guts
    Poor meee.. poor meeee...poor MEEEEEE!

    So you think you can chunder and then feel alright?
    So you try to eat curry and drink beer all night?
    Oh maybe, but now you'll puke like a baby Just had to come out It just had to come right out in here.

    Korma or dopiaza
    bhaji, naan or saag
    Nothing makes a difference
    Nothing makes a difference
    To meee....
    (Any way the wind blows....shshshsh)
    Astra Mk4 GSi in Ardon BLUE
    "HAS IT GOT BOOST"

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    HAHAHA seen that before mate! Still wicked though!

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    First time i have seen that

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    lol thats funny

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    Very good!!!!.....
    ....clever whoever thought of that!
    Never, EVER, pull a monkeys tail!!!

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