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    Best Out of Office Auto Replies


    1. I am currently out at a job interview and will reply to you if I fail to get the position. Be prepared for my mood.

    2. You are receiving this automatic notification because I am out of the office. If I was in, chances are you wouldn't have received anything at all.

    3. I will be unable to delete all the unread, worthless emails you send
    me until I return from holiday on 4 April. Please be patient and your
    mail will be deleted in the order it was received.

    4. Thank you for your email. Your credit card has been charged £5.99 for the first ten words and £1.99 for each additional word in your message.

    5. The e-mail server is unable to verify your server connection and is
    unable to deliver this message. Please restart your computer and try
    sending again.'(The beauty of this is that when you return, you can see
    how many in-duh-viduals did this over and over).

    6. Thank you for your message, which has been added to a queuing system.. You are currently in 352nd place, and can expect to receive a reply in
    approximately 19 weeks.

    7. I've run away to join a different circus.

    AND, FINALLY, THIS ONE TAKES THE CAKE:

    8. I will be out of the office for the next 2 weeks for medical reasons.. When I return, please refer to me as ' Margaret ' instead of 'Fred'
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    4. Thank you for your email. Your credit card has been charged £5.99 for the first ten words and £1.99 for each additional word in your message.

    Liking that one alot.... could be usefull !!!
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    1. I am currently out at a job interview and will reply to you if I fail to get the position. Be prepared for my mood.

    Think my boss would be impressed if I used the above?
    MINXY BUTLER-HENDERSON

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    I had one only last week -

    'Sorry i have gone on holiday for the next ten years' Kind of threw me when it bounced back from a really big client!
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