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    FUnny Joke to Cheer all up on a cold winters morn


    A bloke starts his new job at the zoo and is given three tasks. The
    first is to clear the exotic fish pool of weeds. As he does this, a huge
    fish jumps out and bites him. To show the others whose boss, he beats it
    to death with a spade. Realizing his employer won't be best pleased, he
    disposes of the fish by feeding it to the lions, as lions will eat
    anything.


    Moving on to the second job of clearing out the chimpanzee house, he is
    attacked by the chimps that pelt him with coconuts. He swipes at two
    chimps with a spade, killing them both. What can he do? "Feed them to
    the lions", he says to himself, "because lions eat anything." He hurls
    the corpses into the lion enclosure.


    He moves on to the last job, which is to collect honey from the South
    American Bees. As soon as he starts he is attacked and stung by the
    bees. He grabs the spade and smashes the bees to a pulp. By now he knows
    what to do and throws them into the lion's cage - because lions eat
    anything.


    Later that day a new lion arrives at the zoo. He wanders up to another
    lion and says, "What's the food like here?"


    The other lion turns round and says, "Absolutely brilliant. Today we had
    fish, chimps with mushy bees."
    The bitterness of poor quality is remembered long after the sweetness of low price is forgotten.

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    This one is quite amusing

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    LOL! hahahahahah!!! thats a good one!!!
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    lol good one rob


    Mothers with teenagers know why animals eat their young

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    about time you posted a funny Rob
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    There are lots more just worried about the content don't want to be accused of the corruption of peoples minds
    The bitterness of poor quality is remembered long after the sweetness of low price is forgotten.

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