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    Gordon Strachan - Football manager and comic genius

    On Wayne Rooney...
    "It's an incredible rise to stardom; at 17 you're more likely to get a call from Michael Jackson than Sven Goran Eriksson."


    Reporter: "Gordon, can we have a quick word please?"
    Strachan: "Velocity" [walks off]


    Reporter: So, Gordon, in what areas do you think Middlesborough were better than you today?
    Strachan: What areas? Mainly that big green one out there.


    Reporter: "Gordon, what will you take from today?"
    Strachan: I've got more important things to think about. I've got a yoghurt to finish, the expiry date is today.


    Reporter: There goes your unbeaten run. Can you take it?
    Strachan: No, I'm just going to crumble like a wreck. I'll go home, become an alcoholic and maybe jump off a bridge.


    Reporter: There's no negative vibes or negative feelings here?
    Strachan: Apart from yourself, we're all quite positive round here. So I'm going to whack you over the head with a big stick - down negative man, down.


    Reporter: Welcome to Southampton Football Club. Do you think you are the right man to turn things around?
    Strachan: No, I think they should have got George Graham because I'm useless.


    Reporter: Where will Marion Pahars fit into the team line-up?
    Strachan: Not telling you! It's a secret.


    Reporter: "What is your impression of Jermaine Pennant?"
    Strachan: "I don't do impressions"


    Reporter: So Gordon, any changes then?
    Strachan: Naw, still 5ft 6, ginger and a big nose!


    Gary Lineker: So Gordon, if you were English, what formation would you play?
    Strachan: If I was English I'd top myself
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    LMAO qwality big man
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    What A Guy!!!
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    hahahaha so funny



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    He's quality!
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    What a guy.
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    still cant organise a defence !!!!!! ffs!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ciaran
    still cant organise a defence !!!!!! ffs!
    al second that
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sploodge
    Gary Lineker: So Gordon, if you were English, what formation would you play?
    Strachan: If I was English I'd top myself
    agreed

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    Pretty good

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