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    Adult Content Garenteed weight loss program!

    A man was ordered by his doctor to lose 35 kg as soon as possible due to
    > very serious health risks. As he wondered how in the heck he would ever do
    > it, he ran across an ad in the newspaper for a Guaranteed Weight Loss
    > Program
    "Guaranteed?" Yeah right!" he thought to himself. But desperate, he
    > calls them up and subscribes to the 3-day/5 kg weight loss program
    The next day there's a knock at his door, and when he answers, there
    > stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19-year-old young lady
    > dressed in nothing but Nike running shoes and a sign round her neck
    She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company. The
    > sign reads, "If you can catch me, you can have me!"
    Without a second thought he takes off after her. A few miles later,
    > huffing and puffing, he finally catches her and has his way with her.
    >
    > After they are through and she leaves, he thinks to himself, "I like
    > the way this company does business!" The same girl shows up for the
    > next two days and the same thing happens. On the fourth day, he
    > weighs himself and is delighted to find he
    has lost 5 kg as promised.
    >
    > He calls the company and orders the 5-day/10 kg program.
    The next day there's a knock at the door and there stands the most
    > stunning, beautiful, sexy woman he has ever seen in his life, wearing
    > nothing but Reebok running shoes and a sign around her neck that reads,
    > "If you catch me, you can have me." He's out the door after her like a
    > shot.

    This girl is in excellent shape and it takes him a while to catch
    > her, but when he does, it is worth every cramp and wheeze. For the
    > next four days, the same routine happens. Much to his delight, on the
    > fifth day, he weighs himself and finds he has lost another 10 kg, as
    > promised.
    He decides to go for broke and calls the company to order the
    > 7-day/25 kg program.
    >
    > "Are you sure?" asks the representative on the phone. "This is our
    > most rigorous program." "Absolutely," he replies, I haven't felt this good
    > in years."
    The next day there's a knock at the door and when he opens it he
    > finds a muscular guy standing there wearing nothing but pink running
    > shoes and a sign around his neck that reads, "If I catch you, you're
    > mine."
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    lol, think ive read it before but still funny

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    LOL qwalitee
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    hehe....

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    pmsl good one


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