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    Adult Content Dirty joke!

    A bloke goes out on the pull with his mates, has a few drinks but all night he doesnt seem to be having much luck untill the end of the night this girl walks over to him and says 'do you fancy coming back to mine for a shag?'
    So the guy (a bit drunk at this point) says ' Yeah that would be smashin '
    So they get back to her house and she says to him ' have you ever tried a 69' to which he replies ' no, can't say I have but would like to give it a shot'
    So she explains whats to happen and they get to business, so shes doin him and he's doin her untill all of a sudden ' parrrp' she farts in his face and he stops.
    She asks ' why have you stopped just keep going' so reluctantly he keeps at the job in hand untill a few minuites later 'parrrp' she lets off another air biscuit right in his mouth, so disgusted he stops and she says' why are you stopping, to which he replys 'I dont think I can cope with that another 67 times!'
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    lol very good
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    fantassstic..thats a good one!
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