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    Cats and Women

    Cats and Women

    1) Cats do what they want.
    2) They rarely listen to you.
    3) They're totally unpredictable.
    4) They whine when they are not happy.
    5) When you want to play, they want to be alone.
    6) When you want to be alone, they want to play.
    7) They expect you to cater to their every whim.
    They're moody.
    9) They leave hair everywhere.
    10) They drive you nuts and cost an arm and a leg.

    Conclusion: They're tiny little women in cheap fur coats.


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    Haha where dyou get tehese from? Alove em
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    So true......... i have both and never realised there likness
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    Women don't take a dump in your garden and and do stinky pees up your front bumper tho.

    Or do they???

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    Youve never been to liverpool
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ffoeg
    Women don't take a dump in your garden and and do stinky pees up your front bumper tho.

    Or do they???
    You could probably pay some to do that tho And thats the costs money part!!!
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    Ahhh gotcha

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