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    How do you know Santas a man?

    Because he turns up late,
    Eats all your food,
    Drinks you booze,
    emptys his sack,
    comes ones and F@#ks off before you wake up

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    nice lol .
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    i got that in a text the other day lol


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    I like that.
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    Q) Why is Santa like Michael Jackson?

    A) Cos he creeps into little boys rooms at night and leaves with an empty sack
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