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    jokes

    A guy walks into a supermarket and buys the following items:
    1 toothbrush
    1 tube of toothpaste
    1 roll of toiletpaper
    1 frozen dinner
    1 can of pop
    1 box of cereal
    The woman behind the counter says, "so you are single huh?"
    The man replies very sarcastically, "why would you guess that, because I am buying 1 of everything?"
    The woman replies, "no, because you are ugly."


    So God calls to Adam and says, "Adam, I have some good news and some bad news. What do you want to hear first?"
    Adam replies, "The good news."
    God answers, "Well, the good news is I gave you a penis and a brain."
    Then Adam says, "OK, so what's the bad news?"
    And God says, "I only gave you enough blood to operate one at time."



    Once there was a family who was given some venison by a friend. The wife cooked up the deer steaks, and served it to the husband and children.
    The husband thought it would be fun to have the children guess what it was that they were eating.
    "Is is beef?" The daughter Katie asked.
    "Nope."
    "Is it pork?" the son Willie asked.
    "Nope."
    "Heck, we don't know, Dad!" Willie exclaimed.
    "I'll give you a clue," the Dad said, "It's what your mom sometimes calls me."
    "Spit it out, Willie!" cried Katie, "We're eating *******!!"


    Mothers with teenagers know why animals eat their young

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    that last one is kinda ruined by the swear filter!
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    The difference between intelligence and stupidity is that intelligence is limited.

    At least I have chicken!

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    What is it meant to be? lol ... its filtered...
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    Rudolph.....?
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    The first two are good. But yer the 3rd one aint funny cos of the swear sensor..
    Please try and find a way of telling us all what it sensored
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    i think barsteward will do it, it fits anyway.
    From the Southeast? Find your next meet here


    The difference between intelligence and stupidity is that intelligence is limited.

    At least I have chicken!

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    arsehole guys arsehole


    Mothers with teenagers know why animals eat their young

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