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    A wee joke

    A woman stopped by unannounced at her son's house.

    She knocked on the door then immediately walked in. She was shocked
    to see her daughter-in-law laying on the couch, totally naked. Soft music

    was playing, and the aroma of perfume filled the room.

    "What are you doing?" she asked.

    "I'm waiting for John to come home from work." The daughter-in-law
    answered.

    "But you're naked!" the mother-in-law exclaimed.

    'This is my love dress," the daughter-in-law explained.

    "Love dress? But you're naked!"

    "John loves me to wear this dress," she explained. "It excites him
    to no end. Every time he sees me in this dress, he instantly becomes
    romantic and ravages me for hours. He can't get enough of me".

    The mother-in-law left. When she got home she undressed, showered, put
    on her best perfume, dimmed the lights, put on a romantic CD, and laid on
    the couch waiting for her husband to arrive.

    Finally, her husband came home. He walked in and saw her laying
    there so provocatively.

    "What are you doing?" he asked.

    "This is my love dress," she whispered, sensually.

    "Needs ironing," he said, "What's for dinner?"

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    thats not bad for you jenkobob, who dyou steal it from :P
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    Wheesht lad. What are you doing out your bed before 12? Is it signing on day or something?
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    thats a good one there

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    very good.....

    ha ha

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