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    Adult Content The Perfect Day

    THE PERFECT DAY FOR HER…
    8:15 Wake up to hugs and kisses
    8:30 Weigh-in 2 kgs lighter than yesterday
    8:45 Breakfast in bed—freshly squeezed orange juice and croissants; open presents- expensive jewellery chosen by thoughtful partner
    9:15 Soothing hot bath with frangipani bath oil
    10:00 Light work-out at club with sexy, funny personal trainer
    10:30 Facial, manicure, makeup application, shampoo, condition, blow wave
    12:00 Lunch with best friend at fashionable outdoor café
    12:45 Catch sight of partner’s ex and notice that she has gained 17 kgs
    1:00 Shopping with friends: unlimited credit
    3:00 Nap
    4:00 Three dozen roses delivered by florist; card is from secret admirer
    4:15 Massage from strong but gentle hunk—says he rarely gets to work on such a perfect body
    5:30 Choose outfit from expensive designer wardrobe
    7:30 Candlelit dinner for two followed by dancing, with compliments received from other diners/ dancers
    10:00 Hot shower- alone
    10:50 Carried to bed… freshly ironed, crisp, white linen
    11:00 Pillow talk, light touching and cuddling
    11:15 Fall asleep in his big, strong arms


    THE PERFECT DAY FOR HIM…
    6:00 Alarm
    6:15 Blow job
    6:30 Massive, satisfying shit while reading the sports section
    7:00 Breakfast—steak and eggs, coffee and toast—all cooked by naked, buxom wench who bends over a lot
    7:30 Limo arrives
    7:45 Several beers en route to the airport
    9:15 Flight in personal Lear jet
    9:30 Limo to Mirage Resort Golf Club (blow job en-route)
    9:45 Play front nine (2 under par)
    11:45 Lunch—steak and lobster, 3 beers and bottle of Dom Perignon
    12:15 Blow job
    12:30 Play back nine (4 under)
    2:15 Limo back to airport (several bourbons)
    2:30 Fly to Bahamas
    3:30 Late afternoon fishing expedition with all-female crew, all nude who also bend over a lot
    4:30 Land world record Marlin (1234lbs)—on light tackle
    5:00 Fly home, massage and hand job by naked Elle MacPherson (bending over, naturally)
    6:45 Shit, shower and shave
    7:00 Watch news—Michael Jackson assassinated
    7:30 Dinner—lobster appetisers, Dom Perignon (1953), big juicy fillet steak followed by ice cream served on a big pair of tits
    9:00 Napoleon Brandy and Habanos cigars in front of wall-sized TV as you watch football game
    9:30 Sex with three women, all with lesbian tendencies
    11:00 Massage and Jacuzzi with tasty pizza snacks and a cleansing beer
    11:30 Night-cap blow job
    11:45 In bed alone
    11:50 A 22-second fart which changes note 4 times and forces the dog to leave the room
    11:51 Laugh yourself to sleep
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    Quote Originally Posted by SQ Man
    11:50 A 22-second fart which changes note 4 times and forces the dog to leave the room
    11:51 Laugh yourself to sleep[/size]
    PMSL that is great!!!!!!!!!!!
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    if only the average joe coukld affordthat stuff.

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    haha.. nice

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    11:45 In bed alone


    that dosnt seem right
    im bored !

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    Quote Originally Posted by AllanM
    11:45 In bed alone


    that dosnt seem right
    seems spot on to me.

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    pmsl quality

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    Cracker m8!!! If only that was a normal day ey!!!
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    very funny


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    I wish, it was so!!!!!
    Never, EVER, pull a monkeys tail!!!

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