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    joke

    The older ones are always the best!
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    > > > This guy was lonely, so he decided life would be more fun if he had
    > > > a pet. So he went to the pet store and told the owner that he wanted
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    > > > to buy an unusual pet. After some discussion, he finally bought a
    > > > centipede which came in a little white box to use for his house.
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    > > > He took the box back home, found a good location for the box, and
    > > > decided he would start off by taking his new pet to the bar to have
    > > > a drink.
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    > > > So he asked the centipede in the box, "Would you like to go to
    > > > Frank's with me and have a beer?"
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    > > > But there was no answer from his new pet. This bothered him a bit,
    > > > but he waited a few minutes and then asked him again, "How about
    > > > going to the bar and having a drink with me?"
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    > > > But again, there was no answer from his new friend and pet. So he
    > > > waited a few minutes more, thinking about the situation.
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    > > > He decided to ask him one more time; this time putting his face up
    > > > against the centipede's house and shouting, "Hey, in there!
    > > > Would you like to go to Frank's place and have a drink with me?"
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    > > > Scroll down!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU ARE GOING TO LOVE THIS!
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    > > > (WAIT FOR IT)...........
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    > > > "I heard you the first time! I'm putting my ****ing shoes on."
    ANDY

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    heh not bad made me smile

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    lol the daft jokes are always the best

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