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    Two Scotish Blokes

    Two scottish blokes sat in a pub. One of them has a wedding coming up soon so, he turns to his mate and says "I think I'll be wearing a kilt at my wedding", the bloke responds "Oh aye, whats the Tartan?"....."I suppose she'll be wearing white" he replies..
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    lol

    3 men walk into a pub, well I say 3 men it could have been 4..possibly 5..

    5 men walk into a pub, well i say 5
    6 men walk int
    7 men....
    8 men walk into a pub, well it could be 8 lets say 10 round it off
    10 men walk into a pub no, no 100 men walk into a pub, lets not say 100
    1000 men walk into a pub
    the whole of the uk walks into a pub, well i say the whole of the uk, the west of europe walks into a pub..
    I say the west of europe it was actually the whole of europe, africa, the america's antartica ( all 2 of them from the weather station ) and austrialia....

    The whole of the world walks into a pub and the first guy in says.....








    I'll get these in!


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    Lmao... What the hell.
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    2 men walked in to a bar, which is a bit silly really, you'd think the 2nd one would have seen it.
    3 men walked in to a bar, the 4th one ducked.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nocturnal
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jace
    2 men walked in to a bar, which is a bit silly really, you'd think the 2nd one would have seen it.
    3 men walked in to a bar, the 4th one ducked.
    Haha I liked that one.
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    psml - the paperclip was the funniest
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    paper clip is my no 1 ha ha

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