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    Talking Horny woman joke

    An older woman is in asda doing her shopping when she suddunly gets VERY horny

    as she goes on with her shopping she knows she needs some kind of sex

    anyway she gets to the checkout and a young man standing there asks her is she wants a hand out to her car with her bags as he is collecting for charrity and would do it for a donation

    so he began picking up her bags and bending over and the woman is looking at his rear and thinking "phoooooar i could do with some of that young blood"

    so on the way out to her car she decides enough is enough and makes a move. she turns round to him and says

    " son, i have an itchy fanny " she was sure this would be enough for him to trigger that she wanted some

    but the young boy simply replied













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    LOL...... I like that.
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    LOL that a good 1!¬!
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