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    Adult Content Sweet Joke!

    Not sure if this is a repost

    Mr. Cadbury and Ms Rowntree met on a coach journey.
    It was After Eight. She was from Quality Street; he was a Fisherman's
    Friend. On the way they stopped at a Yorkie Bar, he had a Rum & Butter
    and she had a Wine Gum.

    He asked her name. "Polo,
    I'm the one with the hole", she said.
    "I'm the one with the Nuts", he thought. Then he touched her Milky Way.
    They checked in and went straight to the bedroom.

    Mr Cadbury turned out the light
    for a bit of Black Magic. It wasn't long before he slipped his hand
    into her Snickers and felt the contrast of her Double Decker. Then he
    showed her his Curly Wurly.

    Ms Rowntree wasn't keen to have any more Jelly Babies, so she let him
    take a trip down Bourneville Boulevard. He was pleased as he always
    fancied a bit of Fudge.

    It was a Magic Moment as she let out a scream of Turkish Delight.

    When he came out his Fun Sized Mars Bar felt a bit Crunchie. She wanted
    more but he decided to take Time Out.

    However, he noticed her Pink Wafers
    looked very appetizing...So he did a Twirl, had a Picnic in her Sherbet
    and gave her a Gob Stopper.

    Unfortunately Mr Cadbury then had
    to go home to his wife, Caramel.

    Sadly, he was soon to discover he had caught V.D.

    It turns out Ms Rowntree had been with All Sorts.
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    excellent love that!!!

    very funny
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    made me giggle that
    The bitterness of poor quality is remembered long after the sweetness of low price is forgotten.

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    hhehe good good

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