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    Talking Best of British

    Got sent this today thought I'd share it with you all, sorry if it's a repost.



    "BEST OF BRITISH"



    Be very proud to be British because:------



    Only in Britian... can a pizza get to your house faster than an
    ambulance....

    Only in Britain... do supermarkets make sick people walk all the way to the
    back of the shop to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy
    cigarettes at the front.

    Only in Britain.... do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and
    a DIET coke.

    Only in Britain... do banks leave both doors open and chain the pens to the
    counters.

    Only in Britain... do we leave cars worth thousands of pounds on the drive
    and lock our junk and cheap lawn mowers in the garage.

    Only in Britain... do we use answering machines to screen calls and then
    have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we did'nt want to
    talk to in the first place.

    Only in Britain... are there disabled parking places in front of a skating
    rink.



    NOT TO MENTION



    3 Brits die each year testing if a 9v battery works on their tongue. (have
    you ever done this!!)

    142 Brits were injured in 1999 by not removing all pins from new shirts.

    58 Brits are injured each year by using sharp knives instead of
    screwdrivers.

    31 Brits have died since 1996 by watering their Christmas tree while the
    fairy lights were plugged in.

    19 Brits have died in the last 3 years believing that Christmas decorations
    were chocolate.

    British Hospitals reported 4 broken arms last year after cracker pulling
    accidents.

    101 people since 1999 have had broken parts of plastic toys pulled out of
    the soles of their feet.

    18 Brits had serious burns in 2000 trying on a new jumper with a lit
    cigarette in their mouth.

    A massive 543 Brits were admitted to A & E in the last two years after
    opening bottles of beer with their teeth.

    8 Brits were injured last year in accidents involving out of control
    Scalextric cars.



    AND FINALLY



    In 2000 eight Brits cracked their scull whilst throwing up into the toilet.



    RULE BRITANNIA!!!

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    Bah, those Brits... ^o)
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    good 1 m8
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    yeh nice 1 and all true
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    I bet the US can beat those stats...
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