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    this is a good one!

    While I was driving down the M1 the other day, (going a little faster than I
    should have been) I passed under a bridge only to see a policeman on the
    other side with a radar gun, laying in wait.
    The policeman pulled me over, walked up to the car and with that classic,
    patronising smirk, asked: "Runway too short"?

    To which I replied. "I'm late for work"

    To which he asked, "What do you do?"

    "I'm a rectum stretcher," I responded.

    The policeman was surprised and confused.

    "A what"

    "A rectum stretcher" - "and just what does a rectum stretcher do?"

    "Well," I said "I start by inserting one finger then I work my way up to two
    fingers, then three, then four then with my whole hand in, work side to side
    until I can stretch and stretch and then I slowly but surely stretch the
    hole until it's about 6 feet"

    Then the policeman asked questioningly and cautiously. "And just what do you
    do with a six-foot arsehole?"

    To which I politely replied, "You give it a radar gun and park it behind a

    Speeding ticket: £105,

    Court Costs: £45,

    Look on copper's face: Priceless....

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    thats a good one

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