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    A Drunks Intuition

    A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected:

    A half-gallon of 2% milk,

    A carton of eggs,

    A quart of orange juice,

    A head of romaine lettuce,

    A 2 lb. can of coffee,

    And a 1 lb. package of bacon.

    As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check

    out, a drunk standing behind her watched as she placed the items in

    front of the cashier.

    While the cashier was ringing up her purchases, the drunk

    calmly stated," You must be single."

    The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation, but she

    was intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since she was indeed


    She looked at her six items on the belt and saw nothing

    particularly unusual about her selections that could have

    tipped off the drunk to her marital status.

    Curiosity getting the better of her, she said "Well, you

    know what, you're absolutely correct. But how on earth did you know


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    The drunk replied, "'Cause you're ugly."
    Mr Sploodge, Accept No Imitations!

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