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    Adult Content Yorkshire Dogs, watch out!

    Extract from the Yorkshire Evening Post:

    "A drunk who claimed he had been ***** by a dog was yesterday jailed for
    12 months by a judge. Martin Hoyle, 45, was arrested by police after a
    passing motorist and his girlfriend found a Staffordshire bull terrier,
    called Badger, having sex with him at the side of a road in
    Huddersfield, West Yorkshire.

    Prosecutor Ben Crosland said the couple had stopped to help because they
    thought Hoyle was being attacked by the animal. But when they got closer
    they saw that he had his trousers round his ankles, was down on all
    fours and the dog was straddling him from behind.

    "The defendant mumbled something about the dog having taken a liking to
    him," said Mr Crosland. "The couple were extremely offended and sickened
    by what they saw." Another passing motorist contacted the police and
    Hoyle was arrested as he walked with the dog down the road.

    Hoyle, of East view, Marsh, Huddersfield, told police "I can't help it
    if the dog took a liking to me. He tried to rape me."

    He repeated the ra pe allegation at the police station and added "The
    dog pulled my trousers down." Hoyle, who has had a long-standing alcohol
    problem, was jailed for 12 months after he admitted committing an act
    which outraged public decency.

    His barrister said Hoyle had no memory of the incident because of his
    drunken state, but was now very remorseful and incredibly embarrassed.

    Jailing him, Judge Alistair McCallum told Hoyle "Never before in my time
    at the bar or on the bench have I ever had to deal with somebody who
    voluntarily allowed himself to be buggered by a dog on the public
    highway. Frankly it is beyond most of our comprehension. It is an
    absolutely disgusting thing for members of the public to have to witness."
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    Thats just wrong on so many levels!!! He'll get some stick in prison for that!! LOL!
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    PMSL - some people just don't understand what is meant by "dogging"

    A classic phrase if ever there was one....
    Never before in my time
    at the bar or on the bench have I ever had to deal with somebody who
    voluntarily allowed himself to be buggered by a dog on the public
    highway

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    jeeeeeeezus that is sick


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    Hahaha. He must of had some decent beer googles on for that dog to be attractive
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    Lmao at the judge who said 'voluntary allowed himself to be buggered by a dog'

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