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    funny joke

    4 people in the carriage of a train - an Englishman, a pretty young
    blonde girl, an ugly old woman and a Frenchman.

    It all goes dark when the train goes through a tunnel. In the dark
    there's the sound of an almighty slap, and when the train emerges from the
    tunnel the Frenchman is rubbing his face, and there's a huge red mark on his
    cheek.

    The old lady thinks "I bet that Frenchman fondled the blonde in the dark
    and she slapped him"

    The pretty young blonde thinks " I bet the Frenchman tried to fondle me
    in the dark, got the old lady by mistake, and she hit him"

    The Frenchman thinks "I bet that Englishman fondled the blonde in the
    dark, but the blonde thought it was me and hit me"

    The Englishman thinks "I hope there's another tunnel coming up soon so I
    can slap that French **** again"



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    lol.. great joke!!
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    Haha, gotta love french abuse. Ive got a quick one so ill psot it here instead of another thread...

    A man was having sex with a chinese prostitute and says 'any chance of a 69?' - to which the chinese whore replies 'if you think im cooking at this time youve got another thing coming'.

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