Mothers with teenagers know why animals eat their young
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The swing is strong with this one
If the Emperor could see me now
White is soooo last year
Mummy I didn't know that Darth Vader had a smaller twin
Mummy does Daddy and his friends have to play here? Shut up Luke the other mums may hear!!
The bitterness of poor quality is remembered long after the sweetness of low price is forgotten.