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    im blonde beautiful and im going to melbourne

    A plane is on its way to Melbourne when a blonde in Economy Class gets
    up and moves to the First Class section and sits down.

    The flight attendant watches her do this and asks to see her ticket.
    She then tells the blonde passenger that she paid for Economy and that she will have to go and sit in the back.

    The blonde replies "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to Melbourne and I'm staying right here!"

    The flight attendant goes into the cockpit and tells the pilot and co-pilot that there is some blonde bimbo sitting in First Class that belongs in Economy and won't move back to her seat.

    The co-pilot goes back to the blonde and tries to explain that because she only paid for Economy she is only entitled to an economy place and she will have to leave and return to her original seat.

    The blonde replies,

    "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to Melbourne and I' m staying right here!"

    Exasperated the co-pilot tells the pilot that it was no use and that he probably should have the police waiting when they land to arrest this blonde woman that won't listen to reason.

    The pilot says, "You say she's blonde? I'll handle this, I'm married to a blonde, and I speak blonde!"

    He goes back to the blonde, whispers in her ear, and she says
    "Oh, I'm sorry- I had no idea," gets up and moves back to her seat in the economy section. The flight attendant and co-pilot are amazed and asked him what he said to make her move without any fuss.

    The Pilot replied " I told her First Class isn't going to Melbourne"


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    haha!
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    That is SO weird!! Jay2.2 told me that last nite!! i didint fink it was funny realy when he told me cos he is crap at tellin jokes!! but readin it makes it funnier...dunno y speakin of jokes tho, Jay sent me 1 2day, thank god he neva told me it, we would ave been there 4 ages. He always seems 2 get the good bits that make the jokes!! Tell me wot u think of this 1!!

    NOW THIS IS DRUNK!

    A drunk walks out of a bar with a key in his hand and he is stumbling back and forth. A cop on the beat sees him and approaches.

    "Can I help you sir?"

    "Yessh! Ssssomebody ssstole my carrr" the man replies.

    The cop asks "Where was your car the last time you saw it?"

    "It wasss on the end of thisshh key" the man replies.

    About that time the cop looks down and sees the man's weiner is hanging out of his fly for all the world to see.

    He asks the man "Sir are you aware that you are exposing yourself?"!

    Momentarily confused, the drunk looks down at his crotch and, without
    missing a beat, blurts out............ "I'll be damned -----

    My girlfriend's gone, too!!!!!"
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    Haha nice! My dad texted me this yesterday...

    NEWSFLASH! In leeds a man was arrested for throwing petrol bombs at muslims. When asked what he was doing he replied "oh, about 20 to the gallon"

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