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    The Bacon Tree

    THE BACON TREE

    Two Mexicans are stuck in the desert, wandering aimlessly and

    close to death

    They are close to just lying down and waiting for the

    inevitable, when

    all of a sudden...

    "Hey Pepe, do you smell what I smell. Ees bacon, I is sure of eet".

    "Si, Luis, eet smells like bacon to meee".

    So, with renewed strength, they struggle off up the next sand

    dune, and there, in the distance, is a tree, just loaded with bacon.

    There's raw bacon, dripping with moisture, there's fried bacon,

    back bacon, double smoked bacon...every imaginable kind of cured

    pig meat you can imagine!!

    "Pepe, Pepe, we ees saved. Eees a bacon tree".

    "Luis, are sure ees not a meerage? We ees in the desert, don'forget".

    "Pepe, when deed you ever hear of a meerage that smell of

    bacon...ees no meerage, ees a bacon tree".

    And with that...Luis races towards the tree. He gets to within 5

    metres, Pepe following closely behind, when all of a sudden, a

    machine gun opens up, and Luis is cut down is his tracks. It is clear he

    is mortally wounded but, true friend that he is, he manages to

    warn Pepe with his dying breath.

    "Pepe...go back man, you was right, ees not a bacon tree"

    "Luis, Luis mi amigo...what ees eet?"

    "Pepe...ees not a bacon tree....







    Ees







    "Ees, a Ham Bush"
    ANDY

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    that is terrible
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    Quote Originally Posted by Skipz
    that is terrible
    well i thought it was funny!!!
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    Not heard that in a while - still a classic tho

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    pmsl good one


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    brilliant!!!! Love it!
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