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    Funny Joke

    Dear Deirdre

    I am a sailor in the
    Navy. My parents live in South London and one of my sisters, who lives in Brixton, is married to a guy from
    Liverpool.

    My Father and Mother have recently been arrested for growing and selling marijuana and are currently dependent on my two sisters, who are prostitutes. I have two brothers, one who is currently serving a non-parole life sentence in Wormwood Scrubs for the rape & murder of a teenage boy in 1994, the other currently being held in Wandsworth on remand centre on charges of incest with his three children.

    I have recently become engaged to marry a former Thai prostitute who indeed is still a part time working girl in a brothel; however,


    Hertime there is limited as she has recently been infected with a STD.

    We intend to marry as soon as possible and are currently looking into the possibility of opening our own brothel with my fiancée utilising her knowledge of the industry working as the manager. I am hoping my two sisters would be interested in joining our team. Although I would prefer them not to prostitute it would at least get them off the street and hopefully the heroin.

    My problem is this: I love my fiancée and look forward to bringing her into the family and of course I want to be totally honest with her.

    Should I tell her about my brother-in-law being a Scouser?


    The bitterness of poor quality is remembered long after the sweetness of low price is forgotten.

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    haha.

    Gotta love the scouse jokes
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    I don't always understand the Scouse jokes. Kev sometimes makes remarks about Scousers and i never get it and then he'll explain. Maybe it's cuz i'm a Southerner? Or just dumb
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    lol, you're pure quality Lisa

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    pmsl, good one Rob

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