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    Adult Content joke

    A woman was standing in a crowded lift of the hotel she was staying in. When a man got in and accidentally elbowed her in the breast. The man said, "I'm sorry! But if your heart is as soft as your tit, you'll forgive me." so the woman replies, "If you dick is as hard as your elbow then I am staying in room 113."


    A mother found her son scooping ice cream in the kitchen and was mad.
    Mom : "Dinner is going to be ready in an hour, put that ice cream away and go play."
    Son : "But mom, there's no one to play with."
    Mom : "I'll play with you, what do you wanna play?"
    Son : "Lets play mommy and daddy, you go upstairs and lay down on the bed."
    The mom said ok and went upstairs. The son put on his dad's fishing hat and lit up one of his dad's cigarettes. He went upstairs and opened the door.
    Mom : "Now what do I do?"
    Son : "Get your ass out of bed, you whore, and fix that kid some ****ing ice cream."


    Mothers with teenagers know why animals eat their young

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    lol not bad, not bad

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    LOL!!! Comedy jokes for this un eventfully friday afternoon
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