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    Golf omen strikes again part:2

    Well things got from bad to worse today with that heep of junk

    I was on my way home from Dumfries today on the stretch of country road between Dumfries and the M74 when a silly bitch in a works van decided to try over taking 4 cars at once and had to pull in due to a lorry coming towards her

    however when she pulled in she almost took the front end off of my car and made me slam the brakes on

    anyway that wasnt the best of it when we got to the roundabout at the end of the road i pulled up beside her to get the number off of the van. I then pulled away off of the round about with her now behind me and she flashed her lights and slowed down so i slowed down as well as i had decided to get her name as i was reporting her. She then decided to shoot off at a high speed and smash the drivers side rear of my car in the process

    then she screetched to a halt and got out screaming at me as if it was my bloody fault

    so now i have one smashed rear light, bumper and drivers side wing mirror

    never rains but it bloody pours
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    Bugger Craig , did you get the plate?
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    Shoulda got the plate and hit her with it!

    How did she break the window?
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    she stopped Andy and phoned the police saying it was my fault

    and she didnt smash any window jace
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    Stopped after she hit you?

    She's hit you from behind so how can it be your fault now
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    You're so unlucky hun.

    Daft cow, she probably only hit the roof because she knew it was her fault anyway.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Autosparks
    Stopped after she hit you?

    She's hit you from behind so how can it be your fault now
    my point exactly

    and she stopped after she hit me and was going ape at me

    quality

    sorry andy i edited your post there instead of quoting it
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    Quote Originally Posted by CraigY

    sorry andy i edited your post there instead of quoting it
    You Muppet

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    and she didnt smash any window jace
    Christ!!! I read that 3 times to makes sure I had read it right!!! I'll get my coat, actually, no, I'll leave it and just bail out!
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    thats harsh Craig, cant beleive all the bad luck you have with that golf, hope it gets sorted soon.
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