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    JOKE : Appointment Excuses

    One night, as a couple lay down for bed, the husband gently
    tapped his wife on the shoulder and started rubbing her arm.

    His wife turned over and said, "I'm sorry honey, I've got a
    gynecologist appointment tomorrow and I want to stay fresh."
    Her husband, rejected, turned over and tried to sleep. A few
    minutes later, he rolled back over and tapped his wife again.

    This time he whispered in her ear, "Do you have a dentist
    appointment tomorrow too?"

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    good one
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