Two guys went to the same college and become great friends. During college, they had a great time. Anything that was going on, they were always right in the middle of it. When they graduated each went their separate way.

Two or three years later, they ran into each another on the street. They were very happy to see each other, and during the conversation, one of them asked the other what he was doing for work.

"I'm an undertaker," responded the friend.

"That sure doesn't sound like you. During college, you were always the one looking for excitement."

There's plenty of excitement in this racket,"explained the friend. "Just the other day, I got a call to pick up a stiff in a hotel room. When I entered the room, he was laying there on the bed, stark naked, with a huge erection.
I didn't want to take him out like that, so I took a hanger from the closet, and gave it a good swat. You want to talk about excitement????