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    measuring cold

    Temperature in Fahrenheit:

    +60 Californians put on sweaters.

    +50 Miami residents turn on the heat.

    +45 Vermont residents go to outdoor concert.

    +40 You can see your breath.
    Californians shiver uncontrollably.
    Minnesotans go swimming.

    +35 Italians cars don`t start.

    +32 Water freezes.

    +30 You plan your vacation in Australia.

    +25 Ohio water freezes.
    Californians weep pitiably
    Minnesotans eat ice cream.
    Canadians go swimming.

    +20 Politicians begin to talk about the homeless.
    New York City water freezes.
    Miami residents plan vacation further south.

    +15 French cars don`t start.
    Cat insists on sleeping with you.

    +10 You need jumper cables to get the car going.

    + 5 American cars don`t start.

    0 Alaskans put on T-shirts.

    -10 German cars don`t start.
    Eyes freeze shut when you blink.

    -15 You can cut your breath and use it to build an igloo.
    Arkansans stick tongues on metal objects.
    Miami residents cease to exist.

    -20 Cat insists on sleeping in pajamas with you.
    Politicians actually do something about the homeless.
    Minnesotans shovel snow off roof.
    Japanese cars don`t start.

    -25 Too cold to think.
    You need jumper cables to get the driver going.
    Wisconsin-Eau Claire students walk rapidly across the footbridge.

    -30 You plan a two week hot bath.
    Swedish cars don`t start.

    -40 Californians disappear.
    Minnesotans button top button.
    Canadians put on sweater.
    Your car helps you plan your trip south.

    -50 Congressional hot air freezes.
    Alaskans close the bathroom window.

    -80 Hell freezes over.
    Polar bears move south.
    Green Bay Packer fans order hot cocoa at the game.

    -90 Lawyers put their hands in their own pockets.

    -100 Canadian buildings turn off air conditioning.

    Mothers with teenagers know why animals eat their young

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    Rosco83's Avatar
    thats quite funny! although... i work in celcius lol

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