I find them funny... They're not intended to offend anyone in any way

Vanessa Feltz was detained at Heathrow for smuggling drugs. Allegedly she had 40 pounds of crack in her knickers!

What's ET short for?
Cuz he has short legs!

Why do gorillas have big nostrils?
Because they have big fingers!

What does a priest and christmas tree have in common?
Their balls are only for decoration.

Why do women like a circumcised penis?
Because they can't resist 10% off!

What's so good about having a homeless girlfriend?
You can drop her off anywhere.