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    Adult Content Something for your boss!!

    A turkey was chatting to a bull.
    "i would love to be able to get to the top of that tree," sighed the turkey. But i haven't got the energy.
    Well why don't you nibble on my droppings? replied the bull. Theyre packed with nutrients!
    so the turkey pecked at a lump of dung and found that it gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree.
    the next day after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch.
    Finally after a fourth night, there he was perched at the top of the tree.
    Soon he was spotted by a farmer, who shot the turkey out of the tree.
    This proves that bullshit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there!!!!!

    life's to fast to go slow. so get the turbo.

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    Thumbs Up Sweet

    Lol,
    cant see you keeping you job that long if u tell that to your boss!

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