It was nearly my funeral this week!! I gotta tell someone so Ill tell you guys! was driving my beloved GSI down a 50mph road today (i was actually using cruise control to stay at 50mph due to gatso's) when a white van man came screeming up my arse! I guess he wasnt impressed at the ARDEN BLUE colour of my car so when I came to turn left and braked slowly - he nearly took the rear drivers side of the car completely off!!! fortunatley for me he never touched it, although he did skid to a stop and come running at me screeming "get outta the car you f***ing little s**t im gonna rip your f***ing head off you cocky little tw*t, the guy was clearly 17stone and 6ft 9, stupid for me I dropped the window to argue and said "mate, calm down, Ive got one thing to say to you - BYE I SHOUTED (waving my middle finger out the window" and accellerated to about 100mph whilst clenching my arse cheeks together - crazy bloke then turned round and tried following me - he clearly couldnt keep up with me but did try and attempt to get on the RAF base im living on - to which the armed guard kindly said "p*ss off mate"
It was my lucky day "phhhhheeewwww" although i aint been out the house since and ive left the car under guard all day - jesus