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    Road Rage!!!!

    It was nearly my funeral this week!! I gotta tell someone so Ill tell you guys! was driving my beloved GSI down a 50mph road today (i was actually using cruise control to stay at 50mph due to gatso's) when a white van man came screeming up my arse! I guess he wasnt impressed at the ARDEN BLUE colour of my car so when I came to turn left and braked slowly - he nearly took the rear drivers side of the car completely off!!! fortunatley for me he never touched it, although he did skid to a stop and come running at me screeming "get outta the car you f***ing little s**t im gonna rip your f***ing head off you cocky little tw*t, the guy was clearly 17stone and 6ft 9, stupid for me I dropped the window to argue and said "mate, calm down, Ive got one thing to say to you - BYE I SHOUTED (waving my middle finger out the window" and accellerated to about 100mph whilst clenching my arse cheeks together - crazy bloke then turned round and tried following me - he clearly couldnt keep up with me but did try and attempt to get on the RAF base im living on - to which the armed guard kindly said "p*ss off mate"

    It was my lucky day "phhhhheeewwww" although i aint been out the house since and ive left the car under guard all day - jesus
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    one very good incentive to owning a quick car - its nice to get away quick, especially with *****s like that on the road!!
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    I honestly do believe that if and this is a BIG IF, I had got outta the car I would be dead!!! it was in the middle of the countryside with not one person for miles!!!!!

    thank god for central locking and quick turbos!!
    Sold Subject to Status - 2003 MK4 ARDEN BLUE > SEE PIC > ....GSi

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    Very lucky escape mate, but im sure it wont be the last time you see that idiot.

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    Nice one al - he wont be able to sleep at night now!!!
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    I carry a huge breaker bar in case of things like this.

    I used to be a very aggressive driver but now i just chill (helps driving a 1.2 as you can only go slow), now im nearly an old barsteward ive leant its just not worth it (inless ive got the kids in the car then shit driving really ***s me off).
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    Quote Originally Posted by GSICarl
    "mate, calm down, Ive got one thing to say to you - BYE I SHOUTED (waving my middle finger out the window"
    Lmao! That would've cracked me up if i was there. That's the kinda thing my cousin would say.
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    lol, you're pure quality Lisa

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    LOL thats comedy!!! Didnt you slow down and see if he wanted to make friends!!!
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    Buy a can of hair spray and keep it in your door pocket and the next time someone comes upto your window just blast them with it and drive off. It does work ;-)
    The owner of a silver Astra GSI Turbo.

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    sounds like a big bully, lets hope he meets a person who knows how to handle w@nkers like that fella. Just cos he's big, doesnt mean he's hard.


    p.s I would have been worried about him damaging the car too, i love them blue astras, it was best you used that sexy turbo

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