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    Little Tuesday Joke!



    There was this guy and he had a girlfriend named Lorraine who was very pretty and he liked her a lot. One day he went to work and found that a new girl had started working with him at his office.

    Her name was Clearly and she was absolutely gorgeous.

    He became quite smitten with her and after a while it became obvious that she was very interested in him too. But this guy was a loyal man and he wouldn't do anything with Clearly while he was still going out with his girlfriend.

    He decided that there was nothing left to do but to break up with Lorraine and get on with Clearly. He planned several times to tell Lorraine, but he couldn't bring himself to do it.

    Then one day they went for a walk along the riverbank when Lorraine slipped and fell into the river. The current carried her off and she drowned.

    The guy stopped for a moment by the river and then ran off smiling and singing and smiling and singing.

    What was he singing, you ask??? .................................................. .......

    .................................................. ..................

    (Get ready, it's good...)







    I can see Clearly now .... Lorraine has gone....
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    pmsl. thats tragicly sad but really funny!
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    mark you've done it again
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    well budie i gota try keep ya amused some how and with no credit i cant send you any jokes can i!! LOL!
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    thats a point yep lol


    have u a camera phone as ill send you a funny pic now
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    yeai do m8
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    on its way
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    thats a good un
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