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    joke

    >Four friends, who hadn't seen each other in 30
    > > years, reunited at a
    > > >party.
    > > >After several drinks, one of the men had to use the
    > > rest room. Those
    > > who
    > > >
    > > >remained talked about their kids.
    > > >
    > > >The first guy said, "My son is my pride and joy. He
    > > started working at
    > > a
    > > >
    > > >successful company at the bottom of the barrel. He
    > > studied Economics
    > > and
    > > >
    > > >Business Administration and soon began to climb the
    > > corporate ladder
    > > and
    > > >now
    > > >he's the president of the company. He became so
    > > rich that he gave his
    > > >best
    > > >friend a top of the line Mercedes for his
    > > birthday."
    > > >
    > > >The second guy said, "Damn, that's terrific! My son
    > > is also my pride
    > > and
    > > >
    > > >joy. He started working for a big airline, then
    > > went to flight school
    > > to
    > > >
    > > >become a pilot. Eventually he became a partner in
    > > the company, where he
    > > >owns
    > > >the majority of its assets. He's so rich that he
    > > gave his best friend a
    > > >brand new jet for his birthday."
    > > >
    > > >The third man said: "Well, that's terrific! My son
    > > studied in the best
    > > >universities and became an engineer. Then he
    > > started his own
    > > >construction
    > > >company and is now a multimillionaire. He also gave
    > > away something very
    > > >nice
    > > >and expensive to his best friend for his birthday:
    > > A 30,000 square foot
    > > >mansion."
    > > >
    > > >The three friends congratulated each other just as
    > > the fourth returned
    > > >from
    > > >the restroom and asked: "What are all the
    > > congratulations for?"
    > > >
    > > >One of the three said: "We were talking about the
    > > pride we feel for the
    > > >successes of our sons. ...What about your son?"
    > > >
    > > >The fourth man replied: "My son is gay and makes a
    > > living dancing as a
    > > >stripper at a nightclub."
    > > >The three friends said: "What a shame...what a
    > > disappointment."
    > > >
    > > >The fourth man replied: "No, I'm not ashamed. He's
    > > my son and I love
    > > >him.
    > > >And he's lucky, too. His birthday just passed and
    > > the other day he
    > > >received
    > > >a beautiful 30,000 square foot mansion, a brand new
    > > jet and a top of
    > > the
    > > >
    > > >line Mercedes from his three boyfriends.


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    Thats qulaity

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    like that one lol
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    That's a good one!
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    lol, you're pure quality Lisa

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    vauxy spams again
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    But she gets away with it Cuz she's Vauxy and is a Mod after all
    Quote Originally Posted by Shane_SRi
    lol, you're pure quality Lisa

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lisa
    But she gets away with it Cuz she's Vauxy and is a Mod after all
    so does someone else i know
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    I do not!!!
    Quote Originally Posted by Shane_SRi
    lol, you're pure quality Lisa

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lisa
    I do not!!!
    no but i do
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